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I GO TO THE GYM BECAUSE
it’s a great excuse to dip out early from an adult sleepover and avoid the awkward breakfast decision/explaining everything you have to do today conversation. All you have to say is “WELL I’m going to the gym, seeyaaa.”
Like a walk of shame reinvented. My mama would be so proud.
GET GOING
Some days, I am really excited to ride my bike to work! Especially with early morning sunlight, little traffic, and a steady stream of great songs on Pandora. TODAY, however, I just don’t wanna.Too bad Erin. I just dropped my car off to get maintenanced, walked a mile back home through the city, stumbled upon a riot, poked my top knot on channel 9 news, got mistaken for a bum, had 3 cups of coffee, and now I just want to lay around with my cat and strum a banjo.
Too bad Erin! Time to get going. Good news: no one is going to fuck with me because I look homeless.
(Source: godriks-hollow)
I GO TO THE GYM BECAUSE
it has cable. Otherwise, the weather is perfect for a run through the city..
(Source: vineetkaur)
JAMBA JUICE
is gonna make me broke! Time to invest in my own juicer. Good thing I have nothing to do at work except window shop online anyway. Helllooooo amazon.com





